I can’t not reblog a lion playing with a football sorry.
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when I was little, I went through a phase where I’d wear my Spiderman costume under all my clothes, so I wore it for about 3 years straight and my mom never found out until one day when we were at a family party, I was wearing the costume under a really fancy and expensive dress, and someone started choking on something so I ripped off the dress to reveal the costume to try and save them, and I think my mom just about had a heart attack
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im really scared like what will historians study about the 21st century
‘oh yes.. the gangnam style’
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Matilda was left alone. That was how she liked it.
#forever pissed off that a five year old can make better pancakes than me
She could move things with her mind and was a god damn genius and you’re jealous of her pancake making.
Damn right I’m jealous of her pancake making. Pancakes are fucking tasty.
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Source: tentoo#CAN I JSUT TALK ABOUT THOSE LAST 3 GIFS #DONNA SAYS “WHY DONT YOU ASK HER YOURSELF?” #AND I BET YOU ANYTHING #HIS HEARTS SKIPPED A BEAT #AND IN THE GAP BETWEEN WHEN SHE SAID THAT #AND HE TURNED AROUND #HE TOLD HIMSELF #NO SHE’S NOT REALLY THERE #SO THAT HE WOULDNT BE DISAPOINTED #AND THEN HE TURNS #AND THERE SHE IS #THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE #AND HE DOESNT KNOW WHAT TO DO #OR HOW TO REACT #AND SHE JUST SMILES AT HIM #AND HIS HEARTS SKIP ANOTHER BEAT #BECAUSE HE NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD EVER GET TO SEE HER SMILE AGAIN #I CANT #OMFG FEELS
someone’s job is to sit there and write clean lyrics to raunchy songs for kidz bop
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If attending a Beyonce concert and she puts the mic to you, you better do exactly what the fuck he did in this video.
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Man when Gordon Ramsay isn’t screaming his head off at incompetent people, he is literally the nicest, most soft-spoken and charming guy
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i almost hit a deer today while i was driving with my friend my first instinct was to say “oh deer” beFORE I EVEN APPLIED THE BRAKES I LITERALLY ALMOST DIED BECAUSE OF A PUN
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it’s been ten years and i still think this is one of the best plot twists in history
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