Salt and pepper.
I am a macro ninja.
Sometimes I’m confused by Canadian stereotypes but then I realize that we literally dump maple syrup onto the snow, wait for it to get gooey and then scoop it up with a stick and eat it
you better not be fucking with me canada is this for real
it is all too real
don’t judge it’s like a maple lollipop of awesomeness
(via emilianadarling)Source: slendermoon
you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact
so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis
I have come full circle
(via emilianadarling)Source: swingtheserenade